youknowyourebritishwhen:

alleoop:

#SHOTSFIRED

Ooooh

2k13blogger:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(Source: oknope)

sickinq:

My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now

(Source: america-n)

penaltybox:

IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

drarna:

how to protect yourself from someone trying to rob you

  • look them in the eyes and tell them you know their father was never there for them
  • share an emotional hug
  • during the emotional hug reach into their back pocket and take their wallet haha trolled

(Source: neptunain)